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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....


Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut...
manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong.
tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya
lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...
Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

Amy whinehouse ka nama nya??

Pose rambut kusut

pose luan overdose dadah.

camna buleh urng mcm ea ne ada tunang cuba th..

haha priceless eh the 2nd pic...

anyways..-OUT-

GETTING INTIMATE!

All your questions on bras ANSWERED!!

Q: "Can i machine wash my underwired bras? How do i maintain their shape?"

A: It is a BIG No No to machine wash and scrubbing at all cost! Instead, soak the lingerie in cold water for not more than FIVE minutes, and rub lightly if it is soiled. Pay attention to how you hang it too. A common mistake is to hang it by the strap. This will cause the bra to lose its shape in the long run! Instead, let it hang by the centre. To dry, simply hang the bra in a windy place, away from direct sunlight which may lead to awful dicolourations!




Nutz/Dex: Ingat sanang kan jaga bra supaya tahan lama? Sanang gi kain sutera.. antar ja ah dobi ehe...


Q: "What's the correct way to measure my bra size?"

A: Understand what the measurements mean.
- The number reders to your body size.
- The alphabet refers to your cup size.

To determine the former, measure your underbust (the area right below your breasts). If it is measures 68cm to 72cm, you should look out for a body size of 70. Alternatively, if your underbust is between 73cm to 77cm, your body size is 75cm. The number is between!


For your cup size, simply measure your overbust and the difference over your underbust.
Cup A - Between 10cm to 12cm.
Cup B - Between 13cm to 14cm.
Cup C - Between 15cm to 17cm.



Nutz/Dex: Nah.. Tips nya. Hope it helps kamu2 yg nda tau size =)

Special thanks to TRIUMPH and Teenage Magazine =)

at last

ok... alo... im new in this blogging thingy so jgn complain if boring. aku baru verify this email thing untuk join blogging ani. which my baby sis keep on nagging me about it.... well baby sis i am finally here.

aku suka music. my latest selection in my hp Suki ft. Ahli Fiqir - Usah... ia macam spesis lagu The Ting Ting... yg sepatut nya berlagu tapi mcm bercakap ja... dgr sendiri lah baru faham apa maksud ku. the next selection is Madcon - Begging... ani ku suka coz ia relax... pun sama jua dgr sendir lah baru faham maksud ku.

owh kamu ada dgr sal VLI di kfm? well since tv dlm bilik ku rosak so radio is my companion masa ni. so believe it or not tadi aku vote one of the contestant... tengku... lawa kali ahhh sora nya... cekci.... ehhehheee 10 vote kali ahhh... esok g ku buat 10 vote utk ia... hhahhaaa
ok la atu ja untuk my 1st blog, krg tetdo kamu membaca. salamekum insya allah ada gi ku post something in the future.

90%Angel

London fashion week..

More FASHION coming..

From london fashion week.

They ran out of ideas i think.... 0_o

For people who very the minat kn ular

no need to worry no more if u r bald. just buy some big bow n put it some where on ur head. HAWTT man.

what is the use of BRA and spended i wonder??

suruh drang jalan atas paku mo nda.

Another fashion comments from me..

Please think twice before buying any outfits & shoewear.

-OUT-

A secritary JOB.

My Rezumay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2
complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore
anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Dear Peggy May,

Start on Monday,
we have spell check.

LOL!