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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....


Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut...
manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong.
tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya
lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...
Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

Amy whinehouse ka nama nya??

Pose rambut kusut

pose luan overdose dadah.

camna buleh urng mcm ea ne ada tunang cuba th..

haha priceless eh the 2nd pic...

anyways..-OUT-

GETTING INTIMATE!

All your questions on bras ANSWERED!!

Q: "Can i machine wash my underwired bras? How do i maintain their shape?"

A: It is a BIG No No to machine wash and scrubbing at all cost! Instead, soak the lingerie in cold water for not more than FIVE minutes, and rub lightly if it is soiled. Pay attention to how you hang it too. A common mistake is to hang it by the strap. This will cause the bra to lose its shape in the long run! Instead, let it hang by the centre. To dry, simply hang the bra in a windy place, away from direct sunlight which may lead to awful dicolourations!




Nutz/Dex: Ingat sanang kan jaga bra supaya tahan lama? Sanang gi kain sutera.. antar ja ah dobi ehe...


Q: "What's the correct way to measure my bra size?"

A: Understand what the measurements mean.
- The number reders to your body size.
- The alphabet refers to your cup size.

To determine the former, measure your underbust (the area right below your breasts). If it is measures 68cm to 72cm, you should look out for a body size of 70. Alternatively, if your underbust is between 73cm to 77cm, your body size is 75cm. The number is between!


For your cup size, simply measure your overbust and the difference over your underbust.
Cup A - Between 10cm to 12cm.
Cup B - Between 13cm to 14cm.
Cup C - Between 15cm to 17cm.



Nutz/Dex: Nah.. Tips nya. Hope it helps kamu2 yg nda tau size =)

Special thanks to TRIUMPH and Teenage Magazine =)

at last

ok... alo... im new in this blogging thingy so jgn complain if boring. aku baru verify this email thing untuk join blogging ani. which my baby sis keep on nagging me about it.... well baby sis i am finally here.

aku suka music. my latest selection in my hp Suki ft. Ahli Fiqir - Usah... ia macam spesis lagu The Ting Ting... yg sepatut nya berlagu tapi mcm bercakap ja... dgr sendiri lah baru faham apa maksud ku. the next selection is Madcon - Begging... ani ku suka coz ia relax... pun sama jua dgr sendir lah baru faham maksud ku.

owh kamu ada dgr sal VLI di kfm? well since tv dlm bilik ku rosak so radio is my companion masa ni. so believe it or not tadi aku vote one of the contestant... tengku... lawa kali ahhh sora nya... cekci.... ehhehheee 10 vote kali ahhh... esok g ku buat 10 vote utk ia... hhahhaaa
ok la atu ja untuk my 1st blog, krg tetdo kamu membaca. salamekum insya allah ada gi ku post something in the future.

90%Angel

London fashion week..

More FASHION coming..

From london fashion week.

They ran out of ideas i think.... 0_o

For people who very the minat kn ular

no need to worry no more if u r bald. just buy some big bow n put it some where on ur head. HAWTT man.

what is the use of BRA and spended i wonder??

suruh drang jalan atas paku mo nda.

Another fashion comments from me..

Please think twice before buying any outfits & shoewear.

-OUT-

A secritary JOB.

My Rezumay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2
complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore
anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Dear Peggy May,

Start on Monday,
we have spell check.

LOL!

NUTS CRACKER \m/

HI.

WELCOME TO NUTZ CRACKER BLOG!!

Kes nada kan ku type. well..

Happy Fasting and coming Aidilfitri.

6 more days to go people~


:)

Lesson #1 - How to study for tests

Studying can be sOOoOooOoooo stressful. So many info need to be absorb in a short period of time. I found a website that gave some helpful ways to remember facts, formulas and themes that might help you for your next test!

START IN ADVANCE : Do not leave studying to the last minute because it will only stress you out more and force you to cram! As soon as you find out you have a test, set up a schedule for reading, and write down the days you'll make note cards. Study the cards and review. By the night before the test, you'll be much more relaxed.

MNEMONICS : Think of Mnemonic Devices or funny phrases to remember hard concepts. For example, B-O-D-M-A-S which stands for Bracket Of Division, Multiplication, Addition & Subtraction. Example of Funny phrases is Bob Cries Never Open Fire! B-C-N-O-F which you could use for your chemistry test to help you with periodic table: B if for Boron, C is for Carbon, N is Nitrogen, O is Oxygen and F is Fluorine.

SING IT, SISTER : SOmetimes it helps to put things to a tune (Got this from the movie 'The Babysitter Club). Have to remember the names of the presidents in order? Instead of reciting it, sing it! We always remember the lyrics to our favourite songs so when you're taking the test, it'll be a piece of cake if you know the president jingle. (Like the memorising of Allah S.W.T special names)

WRITE IT DOWN : When you write things down, you're using a different part of your brain. You may not realize it when you do it, but writing can help you memorize. When it's rewriting your notes or making flash cards, try writing down what you need to know.

STUDY IN A PLACE OTHER THAN YOUR BEDROOM : Bedroom is where you sleep, relax and chill. Getting into study mode can be difficult in a place like this. Make the extra effort to go to a different part of the house or dorm. If you make yourself go to a quiet study area or the library, you'll be more likely to focus because you made the extra effort to go there. Plus, fewer distractions! such as cosy bed =)

TEACH IT TO SOMEONE ELSE : Once you feel you have mastered the material, try teaching it to someone else. Repeating what you know and breaking it down so that someone else can understand it will ensure that you yourself fully understand it.

GOOD LUCK~!!

Make way for 'WANGSTERS'

Fashion industry have been creating DIFFERENT kind of fashion, style, etc.

Currently we have punk style, emo style, arr rock?? Funky?? sluar tebelurut... mna-mna je la ah

And now meet the new style 'WANGSTERS' :

You MAY be a 'WANGSTER' if:
1. You have a preference for distressed, ripped-up denim

2. You wear lots of black

3. You prefer either tough-looking boots or dominatrix-inspired heels

4. You wear little to no makeup

5. You like wearing slouchy, menswear pieces like cardigans, blazers, or pants(TAKEN FROM SPLEAK)

Mcm-mcm ada nowadays.

They even invented some kind of helmet yg usul nya mcm kepala game 'pac-man' get it??

-OUT-

Aarrrrrrrggghhhh~~!!!

Arrrggghhhh~!! sasak ku manchester seri!! last minute wa chelsea score ah membari sasak!! to all Manchester United Fans ingati lah pepatah ini selalu..."kalah sekali bukan bermakna kalah selama-lamanya.." eseh! teruskan berusaha wawawa

Do you know?

I heard from my colleagues that the Sungkai Buffet at Blues Cafe, near Kedai Kominis, are very nyummy! Just for $8.88 only (LLBK numbernya ahhh)

KTM at Jerudong, one of the best place for seafood, also offer a very cheap Sungkai Buffet. If i am not mistaken, the price is around $5+-

Who are we?

Three of us, Wee, Adeq and i are active bloggers. Angelrose is an 'On and Off' blogger. While the rest are new but not sure with Fyzah and Irdi.

Wee and i was talking about sharing a blog so i created this and invited the rest. Whoever wanna join our blog are welcome!

Wee and her bf, Irdi are one of the couple who joined our blog. Wee has her own blog and she was one of the blogger who joined forces with me before =)

Irdi on the other hand is quite new with this blogger thingie (if i am not mistaken!)

AnGeLRoSe 'The Chipsmore blogger' *Kejap ada .. Kejap takda'

Another active blogger 'Adeq'. It's hard to get a good photograph of her. She squirms like worm!

Me, Myself & I

Fyzah & Ben, the other couple of the blog. Im not sure if Fyzah is new in blogging but i know for sure, Ben is quite new because he is my brother hahahaha....